Got a thing for a man in uniform? Trust me, we all do. But how do you set yourself apart from the thousands of other travelers and snag that cute TSA agent at the security checkpoint? Try these conversation starters, and I will guarantee you some hands-on time with your TSA agents:
"Dude, you gotta check out my new Nike's. They are the Bomb!"
"How much you wanna bet this doesn't get through the scanner?"
"Did you listen to Rihanna's new album? Her career is just Blowing Up."
Ok, so you've started the conversation, and I bet you'll let the TSA agent get to second base during that pat-down you're about to get, but how do you hit the home run and go all the way with your sexy man in uniform? During your frisk definitely say:
"If you're more handsy, I'll put my seat-back and tray-table in the upright and locked position."
"Watch out for the python, he bites."
"A little lower...oh yeah...and just go slow for a bit."
Alright! He's nearly yours now, and you've certainly gotten yourself some one-on-one time with the officer in a private room. Here's your chance at romance! Forget the mile high club, you're about to experience the pleasure of a full-on cavity search. It's time to close the deal:
"It's a shame you can't smoke on planes, because I'm going to need a cigarette after this."
"Can we grab the lube from my carry-on? Oh, don't worry it's the 2.8 ounce bottle."
"How about next time, I play the TSA agent and you play the naughty drug smuggler?"
Assuming everything goes well, your TSA agent will have booked you an overnight stay at an offsite facility for some..."additional questioning." What you do from here on out is up to you. Good Luck and Happy Travels.
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